To be so intoxicated the you have to squint to see properly, have no sense of balance, no depth perception, and have almost completely lost the ability to speak.
Dan was so ratarsed that he fell into the bouncer and was thrown out of the premises.
From TPB comments: "It took me a half hour to unrar this. Thanks a lot, you dumbass rartard scene kiddie. It's 2007, not 1997. Are you going to use winace next time? Maybe segment it into 1.38mb parts just in case someone wants to fit it on 3000 floppy disks?"