A professional footballer from Portugal who is popular for crying out at people. He goes to England with a bottle in his hand, gets benched 24/7, cries, Goes to Arabian bomb league and still isn't gonna start
"I started my TV and saw Pier-Morgan Man/Rapenaldo crying out at. Now Rapenaldo plays in Arabian league"
A man in his mid 40's with a greasy mullet Plays pool, but he is shit
Has a fat wife
Takes exchange students into his bedroom, examples include warsops first colombian
Likened to a white Mr-T by liam davis Wears too much fake gold jewellry, and looks a chuffer