rape cake 

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.

Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.

rape cake by JustMe1 December 25, 2006

Rape Cake 

Cake that has been baked with a large dose of rohypnol, so that anyone that eats it is susceptible to date rape by a large black man.

Bitch, just eat the damn rape cake. You wanna have a good time at this party?

Rape Cake by benmarvin February 23, 2011

Rape cake 

A celebratory cake eaten after awesome rape.

The police rewarded Sharon with a rape cake after she gave her statement.

Rape cake by Lumpy cakes November 12, 2019

rape cake 

the removed placenta of a rape victim. The word originates from Sweden where placenta translates into "moderkaka" which can be split into "moder", which means "mother", and "kaka", which means "cake".

Would you like a piece of this rape cake which I laid my hands on yesterday?

rape cake by LowSociety February 27, 2009

Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.

He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.

Cake Rape by B. Snooks July 4, 2017

Cake Rape

(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.

The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.

Cake Rape by OwenSael November 11, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020