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randoner 

The case of being where a male preferably of choice achieves a boner during non secual activites.

zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
randoner by THE CHODEMASTER FLEXxx October 9, 2008
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Randoner 

The random boner a guy will get in any situation
bro I was in the middle of class and got a randoner. Spent the next 10 min trying to find the hot girl.
Randoner by Bloodginger April 22, 2019
Backpacks that kids use in elementary schools in Japan. They are incredidly expensive because they are supposed to last throughout the entire 6 years of elementary schooling. They are made out of leather or synthetic leather-like materials. New leather randoseru can cost 30,000 yen or higher, but if they are made from the synthetic material clarino, the price is lowered.

The traditional colors are red for girls, and black for boys. Randoseru are in demand by anime and manga fans, but few manufacturers produce them outside of Japan.
Man, that randoseru is expensive.
Randoseru by Miyaviya June 7, 2007

Randomer 

A stranger/unknown person. Usually a friend of a friend.
"Who are those randomers over there?"

-Q. "Do you need a lift to the party tonight"

-A. "Yeah, can I bring a randomer along too?"
Randomer by xLx July 24, 2004

randomers 

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.
My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.
randomers by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

Randomer 

Someone you meet on a night out who noone knows but you remember later usually the next day
Who was that Randomer Dave was with last night?

Some randomer is after getting into my pictures
Randomer by sonicboombox November 1, 2007

Randonesia 

When randonneurs suffer on a long distance cycling event, their subsequent inability to recall the nature of that suffering and consequently their willingness to sign up for another one (despite it being almost certain they will suffer similarly again ) ...is called randonesia ( ie, randonneuring and amnesia )
Chap No1. " What? That 1200 km brevet through the alps with 3 days of wind and rain, 2 hours sleep and multiple mechanical failures wasn't that bad at all. I'd like to sign up for the next one please "

Chap No2. " Mate, thats a classic case of randonesia...but go ahead anyway. Chapeau sir. "
Randonesia by roc74 October 29, 2018
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