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1. When a person performs fellatio while inserting one or multiple fingers into the recievers anus.

2.When a bitch sucks your dick from the back yo!
My friend Randy got a "randjob" from his girl Alissa!
randjob by Kenny Lang February 4, 2006
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A random hand-job. Giver and receiver must not know eachother beyond acquaintance. No money is exchanged. No attempt is made to persue further relations between the participants.

I gave some guy a randjob in the back alley after the concert was over.
randjob by Randy Joberson April 23, 2006
Getting a blow job and rim job at the same time by one woman whose has a huge mouth.
with Randa's huge mouth she was able to please me double time witha randjob
randjob by hotcrazycarl February 3, 2006
A handjob with lube
“Why is there lube under the couch” “it’s okay babe you can give me a randjob while I edit the verifryd video”
Randjob by Nut cracker331 April 16, 2019

double-randjob 

1. When two people perform oral sex on each other at the same time while inserting one or multiple fingers into each others anus. (Also known an a kenjob)

Me and my girlfriend were doing a 69 when she put her finger in my butt, I thought, this is a randjob, then I put my finger is her butt and invented the double-randjob.
double-randjob by Motown Bitch March 5, 2006

Bk Randbob 

A worthless piece of trash scrub taht thinks they are good because their gb rank finally got ranked. These people usually try really hard and say "Im Done" and rage daily. They always masturbate.
Those Bk Randbobs MeRcuRiiE, erick503, and HOUSTONPSHYCO all drop donuts against scrubs.

Randobiddie 

When you're a a party, and a random biddie that somebody, somewhere at the party knows, but she randomly shows up.
Tony: Yo these Randobiddies are everywhere. You gotta watch out for them cause they be creepin.
Randobiddie by RaptorJesusJuice December 6, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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