a man who has testicles like a rodent. A blast to go out with but sometimes goes to the "dark side" He has his own language "e e e e e" and is a massive fan of Katie Melua
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.