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race beard 

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
race beard by secretuser420 April 2, 2020
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race beard 

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
race beard by secretuser420 May 7, 2022
The Rapebeard is a thick beard, much like a chin strap, except thicker. The thickness of the Rapebeard allows the rapist to perform a silent rape, because the beard muffles out the screams the victim may give.
Phil: Where's Dan?
Chris: Probably putting his Rapebeard to use.
Phil: If only we could hear the screams...
Rapebeard by urbanrule20 August 20, 2010
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