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Montana Rabies Shot

A sexual manuever, in which, a male driving a car is receiving a blowjob from his femal companion in the passenger seat. Upon feeling that he is about to come, the man must grab his warm cigarette lighter and burn the back of the females neck. He must then pull out quickly before she clamps down with her teeth and blow into her mouth. This will give the girl the three primary symptoms of rabies: frothing mouth, lock jaw, and angry growling noises.
Dude one-"Hey man how come you and your girlfriend broke up?"

Dude two- "I dont know man, she is all pissed off cause yesterday when she was giving me road head I gave her a Montana Rabies Shot."

Dude one-"What a cry baby bitch dude."

getting a rabies shot 

Getting the Covid 19 vaccine
Yeah, I'm getting a rabies shot this afternoon.

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026