qwerty poo 

When you are so bored you start making up terms from your keyboard. If this is you, you should probably get off the computer.

Today I was so bored I typed qwerty poo into Google.

qwerty poo by sparklefifteen November 3, 2018

qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?

Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and said to his friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell everyone about [useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb by Da qwertyuiop boy March 30, 2020

qwertypoops 

Qwertypoops are an extremely important part of our advancing society. They are the reason we have all come so far. You see, any time you use electronics/wifi, the object you are using (a subject of Qwerty, the almighty computer of computers) slowly drains you of your intelligence until they collect enough. When they have collected enough, they send it to Qwerty and she defecates. This defecation becomes the smart people we know and love. Ex: Einstein, Ben Franklin, Molly, Bekah M., etc.. So, if you have a very intelligent friend, ask them if they are a product of Qwerty's poop.

Are you a product of Qwertypoops?

Man, he came from qwertypoops!

qwertypoops by Qwerty HQ May 6, 2014

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv 

your life if you are looking this up

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv is my life now

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv by j monster =collio June 6, 2018

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!

I love to type on my qwertypoiy!

qwertypoiy by Dan May 19, 2003

QWERTYphobia 

A paralyzing fear of typewriters and keyboards

I can't send an email because of my QWERTYphobia. I'll send snail mail instead.

QWERTYphobia by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

qwertypoiuasdflkjhgzxcvmnb 

holy shit. are you a madman?
you typed qwerty, asdf and zxcv the correct way but then after each one did the rest of the row of the keyboard backwards.

person 1: qwertypoiuasdflkjhgzxcvmnb.
person 2: you should really get help.

qwertypoiuasdflkjhgzxcvmnb by lemlom_ October 13, 2021