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qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?
Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and [said to his friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

qwertypoops 

Qwertypoops are an extremely important part of our advancing society. They are the reason we have all come so far. You see, any time you use electronics/wifi, the object you are using (a subject of Qwerty, the almighty computer of computers) slowly drains you of your intelligence until they collect enough. When they have collected enough, they send it to Qwerty and she defecates. This defecation becomes the smart people we know and love. Ex: Einstein, Ben Franklin, Molly, Bekah M., etc.. So, if you have a very intelligent friend, ask them if they are a product of Qwerty's poop.
Are you a product of Qwertypoops?

Man, he came from qwertypoops!
qwertypoops by Qwerty HQ May 6, 2014

qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv 

your life if you are looking this up
qwertypoiulkjhgasdfmnbzxcv is my life now

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!
I love to type on my qwertypoiy!
qwertypoiy by Dan May 19, 2003

QWERTYphobia 

A paralyzing fear of typewriters and keyboards
I can't send an email because of my QWERTYphobia. I'll send snail mail instead.
QWERTYphobia by Tee Hi February 17, 2018

qwertypoiuasdflkjhgzxcvmnb 

holy shit. are you a madman?
you typed qwerty, asdf and zxcv the correct way but then after each one did the rest of the row of the keyboard backwards.
person 1: qwertypoiuasdflkjhgzxcvmnb.
person 2: you should really get help.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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