A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.
by Qweeny October 8, 2007
The most faaaaaah-bulous monarch in the whole damn land of Tartdom, despite what Fiji says and don't listen to her cause she's evil
by qween tartii February 8, 2005
A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.
"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?
"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"
"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"
by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016
penis fart... how this can happen you say? I will tell you!! ok so a guy is lonely one night, he decides to jack off.....(look up jack off if u dont know what it means) ok you know when u squish something that is wet it makes a nasty squishy noise!!!! so he's jackin off and stuff, then! he squishes it and stuff and it makes a noise like plllpshhhh or sumthin and that's a qweenie hahaha!!!
your such a qweenie dude!!!
by jayrox!! June 17, 2010