The amount of abuse you can take before you "Go Hulk", or explode with anger. Often used when describing what someone else did.
"When one of the younger soldiers was shot through the head and killed, Jones finally reached his Hulk Quota." - Direct quote from cracked.com.
Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!
Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!
by KazooTrouble November 28, 2010
Peaking your woman's clit orgasm to such a high level that she remains satsified for an entire month.
(Aka - CQ)
(Aka - CQ)
I know you have big shoes to fill, but did you get Brianna to meet her month's clit quota in one night?
by G-DogPounder January 28, 2012
a word used by a select white people in a way to make fun of negros, but also reiterating how money , definition 4 part 2, something is
by jdizzle October 4, 2004
The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.
He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.
by Foliageddoor March 15, 2014
The time in which police officers pull over lots of people and write up lots of tickets or make arrests because their police quota for the month is coming up soon.
by Sharp Kink November 27, 2010
1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 25, 2010
When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.
Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.
by John Harris May 11, 2005