quief cookie 

A quief cookie is just another word for a douche bag. It is the item used to clean out a womans vagina after sexual intercourse.
Look up douche bag.

"OMG... that was good sex. Will you pass me my quief cookie?"
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."

quief cookie by i1like2this3 April 18, 2008

queef cookie 

The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.

Eat my queef cookie you man ho.

queef cookie by rk10106 June 13, 2007

Queef Cookie 

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

Queef Cookie by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.

Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.

Cookie Quiet by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011