Quicken Loans Cattle Handle 

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

Jeff Quackenbush 

Jeffrey Gerald "Jeff" Quackenbush (born July 7, 1953), is an American film and television stunt performer and stunt coordinator. He has worked in films such as Convoy (1978), Foul Play (1978), Delta Fox (1979), Airplane! (1980), The Cannonball Run (1981), First Blood (1982), Friday the 13th III (1982), The Star Chamber (1983), Commando (1985), Cobra (1986) and many more. As a stunt performer, Jeff Quackenbush has worked in over 600 TV projects, commercials, and feature films to his name. Jeff Quackenbush graduated from Mt. Lebanon High School in 1972. Jeff is married to his wife, Trisha whom he had two children together 💖💜💜✨💯💯

Pamela: "Who's that guy standing right next to the Dawn... Who's That!?"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"

Jeff Quackenbush by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons June 16, 2020

Liquor Quicker dicker 

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.

Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.

Liquor Quicker dicker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.

"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"

Ali Quicking by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

with the quickness 

To do something in a quick or fast manner. It is the sole mission of Speedy Gonzales...

The police were chasing me so I ran with the quickness.

with the quickness by AntMuscle April 25, 2006

the quickness

adjective, doing something fast or in need to do something fast.

Say Joe, if dude wanna make that paper, he betta get here with the quickness.

the quickness by doughnigga July 17, 2006

...with the quickness 

A phrase/suffix added at the end of sentences to imply the severe urgency of a situation. It can also be added to suggest the high speed of which an action is completed.

The house was on fire so Nate had to jump off the roof with the quickness.

Sandy was 30 minutes late for work, so she had to get dressed with the quickness.

Jason: DAAAAAYUM...You see that broad right there??
Keith: Yeah...she got cakes for days...
Jason: Yo, you need to scoop her up...with the quickness.

...with the quickness by Anubikai June 11, 2006