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queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.
1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.
by borrito_man July 12, 2010
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Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
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Waffle Queen

An adjective describing someone who is wrong, and most likely dumb. They probably wear stripe sweaters, and wholeheartedly support the Holocaust, and communism.
Man that chick last night was a total waffle queen.

I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.
by Fuckboi23 April 24, 2017
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