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Quandivilous 

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.
Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.
Quandivilous by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

Quandavious bingleton 

Is where the goofy ahh uncle productions goes to hail satan and protect the da baby mafia. male potatose.
“Hey I’m going to head to quandavious bingleton to make a new goofy ahh song”

Quandavious Gooch 

Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom.
Quandavious Gooch; Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom

Quancivilous 

Friend 1: That school food looks nasty ass hell.
Friend 2: NAH ITS QUANCIVILOUS!!!
Quancivilous by PniniMaker April 24, 2022

Quandavious Dontavious Oneil 

A name for someone or a goofy ahh name
Have you seen Quandavious Dontavious Oneil

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection
Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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