Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 11, 2023

Quamp

A being who is weak, a snitch, disliked. In slang terms.. "a pussy". (N)

The kids a Quamp.. he didnt pay me.

by Kel November 24, 2004

Quamp

To involve in intercorse while the female is on her period.

That bitch Quamped me..Now i got blood on my dick.

by Kel November 20, 2004

Quamp

A word used for something stupid or weird

That person over there looks quamp!

by allynw May 28, 2010

Quamp

A word to describe someone who quietly listens to others have sex. They do not watch others in the act only listen intently to those in the other room.

I heard Johnny is a quamp.

by Yessirigetbags April 22, 2022

Quamp

the name of a person that is terrible at apex legends and cant even win 1v1s in any multiplayer shooter.

damn bro you lost that? you are being like quamp

by BasedSiggySiggySigasorusrex November 21, 2021