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Quaddle (Verb) - to ejaculate on any given animal.
Peter: Hey man, what's happened to my cat?

Luke: Oh sorry, I saw it and couldn't help but quaddle.

Peter: Seriously, what the fuck?
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A word with no true or real definition usually used to deceive
a friend, make a distraction, or a racial slur for people from
Texas
I hate the quaddle from Texas
Quaddle by G-city April 20, 2008
A sex act. You spread the nutsack out as flat as you can, like pizza dough, and give it a raspberry.
"Girl, give me a quiddler."

"*thbbbbppppt*"
Quiddler by Paul McGillicuddy August 29, 2011

quaddled 

Description of the wrinkles which appear on fingers and toes after long immersion in water
After one hour in the hot bath Lauren's fingers were so quaddled she could barely use her I-phone.
quaddled by Good Value August 8, 2015
A "queer," i.e. a homosexual.
"Dude! That guy in choir is such a quiddler!"

"Brokeback Mountain is such a quiddler movie."
quiddler by Ray Splasher July 26, 2007
A strange presence that shows up at late-night parties. Often dresses like a jester or leprechaun.
The quiddler knows your secrets, but they are safe with him, as long as he has 3 of your longest hairs!
Quiddler by Meefy Quenall April 9, 2026
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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