qristofer

the most amazing man ever????????? he has golden rays for eyes. everyone thinks he is bipolar which he is. bro is sassy af. his youtube search history is only for the eyes that are near death. he needs to listen better to other people.

wow is that qristofer look at him go!!!

qristofer by huckleberry667772762626272 February 7, 2023

Kristofer 

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.

Omg I love kristofer he is my everything

Kristofer by fabulous_undead_girl April 5, 2015

Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..

i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?

Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

Kristofer 

Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.

Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.

Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?

Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.

Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.

Kristofer by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010

Kristofer 

Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

Kristofer by munchkin28 July 18, 2009

Kristofer 

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

Kristofer by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristofer 

That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.

Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.

Kristofer by Red-Kun September 5, 2016