QAS or Quivering Anus Syndrome. The stress related affliction when an individual's anus quivers uncontrollably immediately prior to or during a highly pressurized or nerve-wrecking situation. As the individual is under duress the anus quivering may lead to body spasms or verbalizations of the stressed individual's mindset. Extreme cases lead to a phenomenon known as rectal resonance (RR), manifestations of RR often include involuntary feces expulsion and can be highly amusing/unpleasant/pleasant for bystanders. QAS is a reckonisable condition and can be likened to, but is not the same as 'Shitting one's pants in fear".
"Before that test I totally had the worst QAS man".
"The whole date I had QAS, and when she began to blow me back at my place, I totally got RR and shat all over her".
"The whole date I had QAS, and when she began to blow me back at my place, I totally got RR and shat all over her".
by The Turd Whisperer. March 27, 2009
robby: brb i gotta take a QAS
Jerry: What does "QAS" mean?
Robby: it mean Quick Ass Shit...smh
Jerry: And what does "smh" mean.
Robby: *smacks the shit out of Jerry*
Jerry: What does "QAS" mean?
Robby: it mean Quick Ass Shit...smh
Jerry: And what does "smh" mean.
Robby: *smacks the shit out of Jerry*
by elbest696 April 9, 2021
Short for Quality Assurance. This is usually a group within a business that monitors the quality of work that it's employees are doing. More specifically with phone customer service work, they grade a certain amount of calls each month to make sure that certain guidelines and quality standards are being met.
by YankeeGreens February 11, 2009
a very amazing thing. pronounced (qa). better than 169% of all humanity. qa is superior and incredible.
by yudz qaa June 19, 2022
Vanessa Hudgens has a QA.
by THEBASSINSPACE December 9, 2013
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by Eng May 10, 2006