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QAS or Quivering Anus Syndrome. The stress related affliction when an individual's anus quivers uncontrollably immediately prior to or during a highly pressurized or nerve-wrecking situation. As the individual is under duress the anus quivering may lead to body spasms or verbalizations of the stressed individual's mindset. Extreme cases lead to a phenomenon known as rectal resonance (RR), manifestations of RR often include involuntary feces expulsion and can be highly amusing/unpleasant/pleasant for bystanders. QAS is a reckonisable condition and can be likened to, but is not the same as 'Shitting one's pants in fear".
"Before that test I totally had the worst QAS man".

"The whole date I had QAS, and when she began to blow me back at my place, I totally got RR and shat all over her".
QAS by The Turd Whisperer. March 26, 2009
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Qas is a very very weird and funny person., She spends 99.99% of her time in bed and does not have enought friends to go out .Qas is also a very fun and out going person who is really fun to be around , she has amazing smile n beautiful eyes.
Friend 1: why are you so stupid n annoying tdy ?
Friend 2:HAHAHA ,sorry im being a qas
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Friend 1: WOW! damn you are looking so nice today!
Friend 2: Naw im just Qas
Qas by wllodYhx February 11, 2019
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robby: brb i gotta take a QAS
Jerry: What does "QAS" mean?
Robby: it mean Quick Ass Shit...smh
Jerry: And what does "smh" mean.
Robby: *smacks the shit out of Jerry*
QAS by elbest696 April 8, 2021

Qas Gesu’ Kristu ma jarafni

A statement in the Maltese language used to signify one’s self-pride toward an achievement, cause or belief.
“Platt ghagin ta’ l-ostja ghamitlek illum, ha nghidlek. Qas Gesu’ Kristu ma jarafni.”
Qaseh is a secret girl. She only tells her secret with her best best friends but not her normal friends. She likes someone but try to not make him know. Someone she thinks ugly has a crush on her and she is annoyed if someone talks his name. She will stay loyal to her best friend even though they are very far from each other.
Samuel: Hey why is she so quiet?
Ryan: She is probably a Qaseh.
qaseh by The Handsome Smart Guy November 23, 2019

qashrina 

the name Qashrina is of Islamic / Muslim origin and means "Castle".
the name Qashrina is of English origin and means "Gift".
its feel like this house turn into a castle if qashrina is here
having qashrina is like a gift in my life!
qashrina by 🍈 January 31, 2020

qaswedfrtghyujkiolpzxcvbnm 

When you are so bored you type letters in such a specific pattern to try to fix your boredom
Bill: "qaswedfrtghyujkiolpzxcvbnm"
Bob: he has ascended to the god of boredom
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