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Is when a guy has fapped and dose not clean all the jizz off his dick, so theres cum on his dick
Girl:What the fuck is on your dick
Boy:Oh no i think i got qCUMbered
qCUMber by The Fap Factory March 16, 2015
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C.Q Cumber 

C.Q Cumber is a sea cucumber in Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion. He will murder you and all you know and love if you let a fucking 8-ball fall.
C.Q Cumber: You let an 8-ball fall-
Player: nonono don't!
C.Q Cumber: TEST FAILED
C.Q Cumber by Scyobi October 26, 2018

qqcumbers 

another fictional food that noobs eat when they are crying. also associated with waaburgers and frech cries.
michelle: "god why do you keep pwning me like that?"

Anthony: "I can't hear you with all those qqcumbers in your mouth."
qqcumbers by ucmehoe January 28, 2007

qqcumbers 

another fictional food that noobs eat when they are crying. also associated with waaburgers and frech cries.
michelle: "god why do you keep pwning me like that?"

Anthony: "I can't hear you with all those qqcumbers in your mouth."
qqcumbers by ucmehoe January 26, 2007
Someone who thinks that they are too cool for school.
"Aye what's up with Jack, falling asleep in class again?"

"Yeah I don't know he's acting like a Qumber"
Qumber by Kramero August 26, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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