pygmy man 

a slang term for the phallus

Remember to cover the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

pygmy man by laideback December 12, 2004

pygmy negro man 

A lil Niglet who has likely caught The Big Gay, often associate themselves with Deepwater Jews. Should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

Frank: "Ayyy nigga pass the Pygmy Negro Man, he be looking fresh as fuck!"

Some faggot: "No man you Buggin' that's my Pygmy Negro Man!"

Frank: *Casts small your dick*

Some Faggot: *Being an intellectual counters with 'No u'*

Frank: *dies*

pygmy negro man by The Last Nigga faggot May 28, 2018