putty eater

a non foul way of saying pussy eater,this was used by harry enfield in the famous badfellas sketch.

biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty

paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Champion Patty Eater

A person of rather large proportions, most likely as a result of over eating

Have you seen Laura since she’s been working from home? She’s turned into a right champion patty eater

by Chopper.Mk.52 October 30, 2020

patty eaten and buns untouched

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.

Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016