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putting my face on 

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.
putting my face on by catfish2124 September 26, 2013
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Putting my face on 

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!
Putting my face on by tetcha November 26, 2013

Putting on my joker face 

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
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