a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.
10% goobers
15% white trash 25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people
Putnam Valley Highschool also called Pot Valley Highschool is in a quiet small town but is a very drug oriented highschool you would not want to send your kids here unless you want them to be smoking on greens
A weird ass school that’s home to one of the worst modified soccer teams in NYS. Filled with annoying ass fifth graders and seventh graders who think juuling is how you get popular. The eighth graders are fine though.
*Inside a Putnam Valley Middle School Bathroom*
Seventh grader: Yo can I hit your juul?
Eighth grader: Nah man you’re whack, I don’t want to catch mono from you.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.