Putnam Valley 

a quiet town one hour north of New York City. It is really boring and everyone is always looking for something to do.

Person 1: I'm really bored
Person 2: No shit, we live in Putnam Valley

Putnam Valley by byebyebye July 6, 2011

putnam valley 

a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.

10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people

and 100% bored-ass individuals.

goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.

white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx

potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.

old people: no school budget!

putnam valley by thisdudeoverhere August 18, 2011

putnam valley high school 

Putnam Valley Highschool also called Pot Valley Highschool is in a quiet small town but is a very drug oriented highschool you would not want to send your kids here unless you want them to be smoking on greens

Have you ever wanted cheap marijuana putnam valley high school has it!

putnam valley high school by yktv.green January 2, 2019

Putnam Valley Middle School 

A weird ass school that’s home to one of the worst modified soccer teams in NYS. Filled with annoying ass fifth graders and seventh graders who think juuling is how you get popular. The eighth graders are fine though.

*Inside a Putnam Valley Middle School Bathroom*
Seventh grader: Yo can I hit your juul?
Eighth grader: Nah man you’re whack, I don’t want to catch mono from you.

Putnam Valley Middle School by Mango56 January 27, 2019

Putnam valley middle school 

School full of gay people

“Hey what’s your sexuality” “ oh, I go to Putnam valley middle school” “ oh nice I support you” “thanks man I really appreciate it”

Putnam valley middle school by Roadside smoker December 7, 2021