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Put it in my ass 

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!
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Put it in my ass 

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