More of a party trick, really. Person A (a girl, usually, although wonderful things have been done recently with hormones and surgery) performs a handstand without the benefit of underwear. Person B (the fearless and noble toker)fills the young lady's ahem with water, then pulls a bucket bong, using a modified test tube (or whatever will fit comfortably inside the velvet underground). NB it is VERY important to get the lady's permission for this trick, or her reaction will almost certainly result in spillage.
Gosh, look, Geraldine's doing pussbongs. Her Father won't like that, not at the family Christmas party!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!