More of a party trick, really. Person A (a girl, usually, although wonderful things have been done recently with hormones and surgery) performs a handstand without the benefit of underwear. Person B (the fearless and noble toker)fills the young lady's ahem with water, then pulls a bucket bong, using a modified test tube (or whatever will fit comfortably inside the velvet underground). NB it is VERY important to get the lady's permission for this trick, or her reaction will almost certainly result in spillage.
Gosh, look, Geraldine's doing pussbongs. Her Fatherwon't like that, not at the family Christmas party!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"