pushan

A teller of fantastical stories.

I wasted two hours in the dining hall tonight listening to a Pushan story.

by timyh April 17, 2010

Pushan

Midget Lord, shares height with fellow Hayden's. God of Moustaches, he can perfect your facial hair with 1 tip. ULTIMATE SIMPLORD. weeb.

Guy 1: "Damn that guy's very short but his moustache is fire!"
Guy 2: "I know right! Must be a Pushan!"

by ShibaBoi April 7, 2022

Pushan

Meaning to be the God of all mustaches. When someone has a spectacular mustache, it is called a "pushan"

YO MUSTACHE IS SHIT, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO A PUSHAN

by mermaidman125 November 27, 2012

pusha man

The local drug dealer.

He "pushes" drugs. Get it?

"I got that got damn, I'm your pusha man"

by trommy June 12, 2014

Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.

"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."

by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.

Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

by Stan West September 10, 2004

pushing tea

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.

"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.

by castfire11 June 10, 2010