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Midget Lord, shares height with fellow Hayden's. God of Moustaches, he can perfect your facial hair with 1 tip. ULTIMATE SIMPLORD. weeb.
Guy 1: "Damn that guy's very short but his moustache is fire!"
Guy 2: "I know right! Must be a Pushan!"
Pushan by ShibaBoi April 7, 2022
Meaning to be the God of all mustaches. When someone has a spectacular mustache, it is called a "pushan"
YO MUSTACHE IS SHIT, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO A PUSHAN
Pushan by mermaidman125 November 27, 2012

pusha man 

The local drug dealer.

He "pushes" drugs. Get it?
"I got that got damn, I'm your pusha man"
pusha man by trommy June 12, 2014

Pushing Electrons 

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.
"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."
Pushing Electrons by Jremy2 July 22, 2009

Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken 

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.

pushing tea 

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.
"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.
pushing tea by castfire11 June 10, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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