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Purse Dial 

A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.
OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.
Purse Dial by Kit Snickers July 19, 2010
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purse dial 

An inadvertent cellphone call initiated by pressure to the keypad in a cluttered purse, pocket, or other phone stowage place, often resulting in a call to a random contact or most recently dialed number. A purse dial often results in the call recipient hearing either indiscernible bar noise, or voyeuristic detailed conversations. "Purse dial" can be used for both genders. See also "Butt Dial."
Honey, your phone purse dialed me last night, and I heard everything you said to Amy.

Yes, you DID call me last night, but I just heard distorted music until i hung up. I think your phone just purse dialed me.

Dude, i got a 12 minute voice mail of muffled voices and music last night. Stop purse dialing me.
purse dial by dan demichele January 10, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026