purse clutch 

A 'purse clutch' is when you suddenly realize you are way too drunk so you bolt, usually without saying goodbye to the people you are out with.

Anne did a purse clutch last night and we didn't even realize she was gone for an hour. Apparently she puked on the cab ride home.

purse clutch by Myles D. Collins March 10, 2004

clutch purse 

noun: female genitalia of a refined variety

1. Charles was itching to dabble in felicity's clutch purse.
2. "My...what an exquisite clutch purse!"
3. Charles was intrigued by the pong of felicity's clutch purse.
4. "I've got a right itch on in my clutch purse."

clutch purse by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) August 5, 2009

purse clutcher 

A white woman who clutches her purse abrubptly and close to her body, when nearby or approched by a male minority.

"That old white bitch in the elevator sure was a purse clutcher!"

purse clutcher by sandy5.0 January 2, 2015

*clutches purse* 

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

*clutches purse* by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021

*clutches purse* 

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

*clutches purse* by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021