purple lurple

When something or someone becomes fat and purple :

she ate so much, she became a purple lurple.

by Debby the Vampire October 18, 2008

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011