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purple llama 

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.
Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!
purple llama by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013

Purple Llama 

the phase yelled or spoken to indicate the incoming of a hand, destined for someones button, intended to be extremely painful and shocking. Played all of the time, occasionally more intensly than others. Purple llama can be playful or very agressive. Many take great pride in leaving battle wounds.
**seeing Geroge running up, ready to strike**
"Purple Llama", yells Jenna
**people move to cover their rears**
-Tom, not quick enough to cover his rear, recieves a forceful slap from George, to his hind quarters, and shreeks in pain
Purple Llama by Jersey Shore December 10, 2008

Purple Llama 

The phrase, "Purple Llama" was originally created as a conversation starter between two people who weren't well aquainted. Later on it was paired with the phrase "like pie" which was previously used to prevent awkward silences. Now it has become a force of it's own being used in many different situations.
Purple Llama by llamasapplepie January 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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