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Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much
Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)
Purple Bitch by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008

purple headed bitch splitter 

Slang term for the male sex organ.
I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

Purple Spastic Bitch 

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.
That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

to bitch purple 

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.
You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

Bitch Purple 

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.
Bitch Purple by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026