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Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much
Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)
Purple Bitch by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008

purple headed bitch splitter 

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

Purple Spastic Bitch 

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.
That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

to bitch purple 

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.
You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

Bitch Purple 

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.
Bitch Purple by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022