Pumpkin Face

An individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.

Frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.

Guy 1: "I can't stand Jersey, man. It's crawling with Pumpkin Face's, let's just go to Vegas"
Guy 2: "You're right, the hookers in Vegas have more class than Jersey bitches"

Pumpkin Face by PFareHoes January 21, 2010

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pumpkin face

a term of endearment for someone you like.

hello pumpkin face.

pumpkin face by kenneth. May 17, 2003

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pumpkin face

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.

Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.

pumpkin face by gnostic1 October 30, 2010

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your face inside of a pumpkin

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!

I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

your face inside of a pumpkin by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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