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pump stump 

Created when a woman is on her knees and forearms sticking her ass in the air thus making a 'stump' ready for pumping by her male partner.
"Dude, last night was awesome. We went back to her place and the next thing I know, she takes off her clothes and makes a pump stump right in the middle of the living room floor. Rug burns on my knees are killing me."
pump stump by Lebrewski June 11, 2014
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One Pump Stump 

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.
"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"
One Pump Stump by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump
"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"
stump pump by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007

Pump A Stump 

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump
Pump A Stump by PhatMike May 16, 2006

The 3 stump pump 

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

Stump the pump 

When you are unable to produce cum during intercourse
Man last night I had whiskey dick and it really did "stump the pump."
Stump the pump by repptile56 April 19, 2014

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.