'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008

pump action yoghurt rifle

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

pump action yoghurt rifle by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003

pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

pump-action yoghurt rifle by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle by mad February 28, 2005

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026