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pulling an ass pen

1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.

2. To be an overall shitty friend.
"Yeah...Valerie keeps pulling an ass pen on me..."
"That really sucks man."

Pulling My Ass 

Moshika: Ay gurlll, you know keisha...she wuz tryin to steal my--
Janequiea: Ay bitch, quit pulling my ass!!!

(then they fight)
Pulling My Ass by Movie Girl October 23, 2009

Ass Pulling Literature 

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.
Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

ass pulling 

When managers start pulling shit out of their ass to get the job done without proper reason.
If we keep up this ass pulling, this will be a total cluster fuck.
ass pulling by WasteManagement September 7, 2008

sheet pulling up the ass 

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back
sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

pulling git's ass 

The sad fuckery when it comes to pulling a newer version of a project.
The person pulling would have to face many challenges, like merge conflicts and other weird shit
A: "LMAO Jake just pulling git's ass today"
B: "damm bad luck the new dev's code was pretty shit"
A: "haha imagine those 5 hour debugging session to fix a character ahaha couldn't be us rn"
pulling git's ass by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022