pulling a jaison 

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.

guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !

pulling a jaison by cronos19 May 26, 2010

Pulling a Jason

The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.

She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him

Pulling a Jason by ChasingGhosts May 14, 2013

Pulling a Jason

Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.

Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.

3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.

Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.

Pulling a Jason by MrSeasonOpener April 25, 2014

Pulling a Jayson 

When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.

Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.

A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."

Person X: What did you do on vacation?

Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.

Pulling a Jayson by fatty2cent December 15, 2009

pulling a jason

for one to lie/exaggerate a story

“i nailed at boy n his da afor”
“ur pulling a jason”

pulling a jason by cody stokes May 30, 2019

Pulling a Jason On it 

Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.

Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.

Pulling a Jason On it by Fiuntin July 2, 2007

Pulling a Jayson 

1. Being a Pussy 2. Trying to be over professional in unprofessional situations.. also see douche bag

Man he sure is pulling a Jayson right now.

Pulling a Jayson by brewdog0503 October 23, 2009