pullin a woody 

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

pullin a woody by 700002 December 2, 2009

Pulling a Woody 

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

Pulling a Woody by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

pulling a wood 

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

pulling a wood by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

pulling a Woodall

when you pretend you’re going to one university when you’re already planning to commit to another and insert yourself into said Facebook group

Person A: I’m waiting for my acceptance to GW but I already got a full ride to Penn state
Person B: so like why are you here
Person C: she’s pulling a Woodall

pulling a Woodall by flyingcatenigma February 12, 2019