pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.

Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!

by Valchy November 27, 2020

Pulling a max

When you accidentally shit yourself after mistaking it for a fart

Where is John?

He is Pulling a max right now...he drank too much coffee

by dsh1234 November 21, 2016

Pulling a max

1. To think your going to fart and instead poop your pants

2. To screw something up

1. I think that guy is pulling a Max.

2. You idiot! You are always pulling a Max!

by Scrubtastic January 16, 2017

Pulling a max

When you throw in a game otherwise known as purposely losing.

Kim are you pulling a max in rainbow six siege.

by Pulling a max December 31, 2020

pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 04, 2019

pulled a max

Getting With A Fat Girl (ie. Michelle). After Having a Chance to get with a hot girl.

I was with him all night, and he pulled a max and got head from Fat Michlle.

Ew Man, that girl is huge, you just pulled a max!

by Jonathan J August 29, 2008

Pulling a max

When you go completely awol off the grid and Noone can find you

Have you seen Lori lately? No, she must be pulling a max.

by Boss ninja13 April 15, 2019