When your friend says he will hang out with you and the guys but when it comes down to it he stays home like a bitch and plays video games, and goes to bed when the street lights turn on. While on the other hand his friends are raging and havin a great time together getting totally zooted and trooshed.
caleb: hey man wanna hit this house rager tonight bro?
Garrett: ya man for sure. I cant wait!
3hrs later.....
Caleb: Ready to go? We got two thirty packs and a big bag of dank!
Garrett: Nah man not 2 night.
Caleb: Come on man dont pull-a-deggy on me!
Garrett: sry man...
Garrett: ya man for sure. I cant wait!
3hrs later.....
Caleb: Ready to go? We got two thirty packs and a big bag of dank!
Garrett: Nah man not 2 night.
Caleb: Come on man dont pull-a-deggy on me!
Garrett: sry man...
by BEA$Y July 29, 2011
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
