Pull a Kelly 

To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

WOW! Way to Pull a Kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

Pull a Kelly by pcm28 July 4, 2012

pull a general kelly 

Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.

The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.

He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.

pull a general kelly by less-is-more October 24, 2017

Pull a Kelley 

Canceling plans at the last minute. Especially highly anticipated plans.

I had to pull a Kelley on my girl, I just didn’t feel like kicking it.

Pull a Kelley by raedean August 1, 2023

Pull a Keller

To pull a Keller is a swimming term that means to jump off of the starting block and land on somebody who is already swimming.

Person 1 is up on the block, ready to dive as Person 2 comes in towards the wall.

Person 1 prepares to dive, but Person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.

It's too late for Person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of Person 2.

Person 2: "I still had another 50 to go! Way to pull a Keller and get us D.Q.ed!"

Pull a Keller by The Last Cowboy June 4, 2009