Pukelocks

When you puke from drinking alcohol and it gets in your hair. The puke proceeds to make your hair get all tangled up as if you had dreadlocks. By the the time you wake up in the morning/afternoon, you will have full-blown pukelocks.

WARNING: May take hours to reverse the pukelock hairstyle.

I woke up with pukelocks from the party last night, I need to stop drinking so much.

Pukelocks by lindamoment March 14, 2011

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Pubelocks

Dreadlocks for pubes

Did you see the pubelocks sneaking out of that guys Speedo?

Pubelocks by Ho Hum Di_Hum January 29, 2014

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Pubelicks

How to pronounce that favorite grocery store frequented by such celebrities at Florida Man, Snowbird Susan, Goatchelle, and Dammit Ruthie!!!!

Im fixin to run down to the Pubelicks and get some some fried gator and cake

Pubelicks by The Abe Froman January 26, 2022

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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