Pukelocks

When you puke from drinking alcohol and it gets in your hair. The puke proceeds to make your hair get all tangled up as if you had dreadlocks. By the the time you wake up in the morning/afternoon, you will have full-blown pukelocks.

WARNING: May take hours to reverse the pukelock hairstyle.

I woke up with pukelocks from the party last night, I need to stop drinking so much.

Pukelocks by lindamoment March 14, 2011

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Pubelocks

Dreadlocks for pubes

Did you see the pubelocks sneaking out of that guys Speedo?

Pubelocks by Ho Hum Di_Hum January 29, 2014

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Pubelicks

How to pronounce that favorite grocery store frequented by such celebrities at Florida Man, Snowbird Susan, Goatchelle, and Dammit Ruthie!!!!

Im fixin to run down to the Pubelicks and get some some fried gator and cake

Pubelicks by The Abe Froman January 26, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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