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pube salad 

when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito
wtf i didn't order a pube salad
pube salad by weezy f burlock October 9, 2008
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pube salad 

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"
pube salad by rnovak October 24, 2008

pube salad 

The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle them on his lips.
Nick got pulled up on stage at his bachelor party and the bitch gave him a delicious pube salad!
pube salad by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

Pube Salad 

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.
It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.
Pube Salad by Dmischv April 4, 2020

pubesalad 

Hairy nut rice in you salad!
"Theres pubesalad in my Big Mac"
pubesalad by colonoscopy man July 10, 2020
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