psychoplantin

When you smoke before a class, and no one knows your high but you

I smoked before class, and they didn't even know, I was Psychoplantin

by X2C PIPELAYER September 8, 2010

Psychopanties

Stoneking’s state of being, PWM (Pre Whore Mel).

Stoneking: “All you guys ever talk about is getting laid! Why can’t you ever talk about anything else?!!”
You Guys: “We can’t talk about getting laid in front of Stoneking. He’s all Psychopanties over it cuz he hasn’t gotten laid yet.”

(~3 weeks later…)
Stoneking: “I finally got laid you guys. WhoreMel gave it up. Now she’s moving in. Stop laughing you guys!!? Why you gotta laugh cuz WhoreMel is my new girlfriend?!!”
You Guys 1: “QUIT CRYING! Hey You Guys, Stoneking said WhoreMel is his new gf and he’s crying cuz everyone’s laughing about it!”
You Guys 2: “Yeah. He’s PSYCHOPANTIES hahaha!”

by Alisalias October 29, 2025

Psychoplatonic Incest

When two best friends imagine each other fucking but cannot due to conflicting friend circles

I have no idea how to word this but Psychoplatonic Incest.

by New Dank City November 16, 2025