Stoneking: “All you guys ever talk about is getting laid! Why can’t you ever talk about anything else?!!”
You Guys: “We can’t talk about getting laid in front of Stoneking. He’s all Psychopanties over it cuz he hasn’t gotten laid yet.”
(~3 weeks later…)
Stoneking: “I finally got laid you guys. WhoreMel gave it up. Now she’s moving in. Stop laughing you guys!!? Why you gotta laugh cuz WhoreMel is my new girlfriend?!!”
You Guys 1: “QUIT CRYING! Hey You Guys, Stoneking said WhoreMel is his new gf and he’s crying cuz everyone’s laughing about it!”
You Guys 2: “Yeah. He’s PSYCHOPANTIES hahaha!”
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.