Psychopanties
Stoneking: “All you guys ever talk about is getting laid! Why can’t you ever talk about anything else?!!”
You Guys: “We can’t talk about getting laid in front of Stoneking. He’s all Psychopanties over it cuz he hasn’t gotten laid yet.”
(~3 weeks later…)
Stoneking: “I finally got laid you guys. WhoreMel gave it up. Now she’s moving in. Stop laughing you guys!!? Why you gotta laugh cuz WhoreMel is my new girlfriend?!!”
You Guys 1: “QUIT CRYING! Hey You Guys, Stoneking said WhoreMel is his new gf and he’s crying cuz everyone’s laughing about it!”
You Guys 2: “Yeah. He’s PSYCHOPANTIES hahaha!”
You Guys: “We can’t talk about getting laid in front of Stoneking. He’s all Psychopanties over it cuz he hasn’t gotten laid yet.”
(~3 weeks later…)
Stoneking: “I finally got laid you guys. WhoreMel gave it up. Now she’s moving in. Stop laughing you guys!!? Why you gotta laugh cuz WhoreMel is my new girlfriend?!!”
You Guys 1: “QUIT CRYING! Hey You Guys, Stoneking said WhoreMel is his new gf and he’s crying cuz everyone’s laughing about it!”
You Guys 2: “Yeah. He’s PSYCHOPANTIES hahaha!”
Psychopanties by Alisalias October 29, 2025
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