psychology beaker 

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

psychology beaker by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019