psychoanalysis

1) Freudian masturbation
2) Set of very strange ideas about female sexality (I mean penis envy - come on!)
3) Some pretty strange ideas about male sexuality (for example: why you fancied your Mum)
4) The reason your childhood has ruined the rest of your life

Psychoanalysis showed us how Hans fear of horses was because he wanted his father out of the way so that he could crack onto his Mother!

by James R. March 12, 2006

Psycho-analytic awareness

A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.

Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.

by Schwinndala August 1, 2010

psychoanalysis

The ability to use one's psychology in order to practice anal sex with a partner

Don't worry, it doesn't hurt, I will psychoanalyze you with care
Where are you going? I don't need psychoanalysis!
He became a great psychoanalyst after years and years of experience

by Apollo12 May 13, 2011